HELLO LADIES! WANT TO STAY THIN? Don't Get Married!! LOL!

Hey, it's Marco! I didn't make this up... When it comes to large weight gains, the effects of marital transitions are quite different for men than they are for women.
For men, the risk of a large weight gain (beer gut) increased most prominently after a divorce. But for women, the risk of a large weight gain (butt) was most likely after marriage. The day my Wife's arse is bigger than mine...That's it! I'm callin' our attorney!
http://members.beforeitsnews.com/story/990/313/Large_Weight_Gains_Most_Likely_For_Men_After_Divorce,_Women_After_Marriage.html