Showing posts with label smell the flowers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label smell the flowers. Show all posts
Tuesday, February 4, 2014
Are Silent Farts Worse?
If you have the urge to fart and you know it's a loud one, you'll need to proceed with caution unless you want everyone to hear. One way to do this is the let out your fart slowly by squeezing your butt cheeks and then slightly lifting up one cheek to let out your fart. You could end up farting two or three times this way, but it won't be as loud as farting once.
You can use this method to fart whether you're sitting or standing. If you're sitting, just pretend to lean over your desk or whatever is in front of you while you lift up one butt cheek to fart. If you're standing, just lean to one side to lift your other side or.. you can just hold it. Ouch! (Not that I would know..) Remember, everyone farts.
Monday, June 20, 2011
7 Healthy Things You Can Do In Less Than a Minute
Hey, it's Marco! I know it’s a pretty bold claim, but is it possible there are 7 things you could do right now – as you’re reading this – to make you healthier than you were just a few minutes before? Hmm, supthin' ta thunk about...
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