Are Silent Farts Worse?

If you have the urge to fart and you know it's a loud one, you'll need to proceed with caution unless you want everyone to hear. One way to do this is the let out your fart slowly by squeezing your butt cheeks and then slightly lifting up one cheek to let out your fart. You could end up farting two or three times this way, but it won't be as loud as farting once.
You can use this method to fart whether you're sitting or standing. If you're sitting, just pretend to lean over your desk or whatever is in front of you while you lift up one butt cheek to fart. If you're standing, just lean to one side to lift your other side or.. you can just hold it. Ouch! (Not that I would know..) Remember, everyone farts.