Thank you so much for stopping by! Time appears to be flying by way too fast and I'm looking to do something exciting with the rest of my life. I'll be starting an online fitness business called "GoBeDo" sometime this year. Be sure and check in. You'll learn about High Interval Training, Yoga, Body weight exercise, Spartan races, Functional training and whole lot more. Real $hit, for Old Timers like me. Why? We only have one shot at a grandiose and fulfilling life. Let's get busy creating one. Remember, it's the start that stops most people. The last thing I want to take to my grave is "regret!"
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Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Are Silent Farts Worse?

If you have the urge to fart and you know it's a loud one, you'll need to proceed with caution unless you want everyone to hear. One way to do this is the let out your fart slowly by squeezing your butt cheeks and then slightly lifting up one cheek to let out your fart. You could end up farting two or three times this way, but it won't be as loud as farting once.
You can use this method to fart whether you're sitting or standing. If you're sitting, just pretend to lean over your desk or whatever is in front of you while you lift up one butt cheek to fart. If you're standing, just lean to one side to lift your other side or.. you can just hold it. Ouch! (Not that I would know..) Remember, everyone farts.

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