Hey, it's Marco! I take aspirin for the headaches caused by the Zyrtec I take for the hay fever I got from taking Relenza for the uneasy stomach, from the Ritalin I take for the short attention span caused by the Scopederm Ts I take for motion sickness which I got from the Lomotil for the diarrhea caused by Zenikal for the weight gain. Taking Paxil for anxiety from the Zocor I take for high cholesterol because exercise, regular Chiropractic care and a good diet are just too much trouble! Now, I'm off to get a Flu shot! See! It's easy to stay healthy with drugs! PS...thinking about adding a few more because my liver is shutting down! Wonder what kind of drugs, my doctor has for that? Still can't sleep! What's that? Ambien? Guess I'll have a few of those with a couple of beers to keep my happy because of the suicidal thoughts! And remember, don't count the days, I may not have many left!
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