GoBeDo

Thank you so much for stopping by! Time appears to be flying by way too fast and I'm looking to do something exciting with the rest of my life. I'll be starting an online fitness business called "GoBeDo" sometime this year. Be sure and check in. You'll learn about High Interval Training, Yoga, Body weight exercise, Spartan races, Functional training and whole lot more. Real $hit, for Old Timers like me. Why? We only have one shot at a grandiose and fulfilling life. Let's get busy creating one. Remember, it's the start that stops most people. The last thing I want to take to my grave is "regret!"
Peace/Love and Hugs!
Guapo (Grandpa Jasso)

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Big Pharma saved my life! Thank you Jesus!

 Hey, it's Marco! I take aspirin for the  headaches caused by the Zyrtec I take for the hay fever I got from taking Relenza for the uneasy stomach, from the Ritalin I take for the short attention span caused by the Scopederm Ts I take for motion sickness which I got from the Lomotil for the diarrhea caused by Zenikal for the weight gain. Taking Paxil for anxiety from the Zocor I take for high cholesterol because exercise, regular Chiropractic care and a good diet are just too much trouble! Now, I'm off to get a Flu shot! See! It's easy to stay healthy with drugs! PS...thinking about adding a few more because my liver is shutting down! Wonder what kind of drugs, my doctor has for that? Still can't sleep! What's that? Ambien? Guess I'll have a few of those with a couple of beers to keep my happy because of the suicidal thoughts! And remember, don't count the days, I may not have many left!

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