
Hey Howdy Hey How do we get the flu anyway? Is it really some bug? Some virus? Some evil somethin' somethin' that just happens this time of year? Or could it be our own stupidity? Listen, we just finished stuffing Halloween candy (GMO candy) down our children's throats right? Here in Texas it's starting to get colder which means we'll be spending more time indoors and less time out in the sunshine... We'll back off at the gym because the Holidays are coming, right? Can't wait to gorge at Thanksgiving. Turkey, corn, potatoes, stuffing, green bean casserole, diet coke, and a drinky poo or two. Or three. We still have to get to work, pay the bills, handle the children, buy stuff, attend Holiday parties. Kids will be home from school which may just add a little more stress to our already too stressed lives. The outlaws might just pay us a visit. (The Inlaws, LOL) And you know what we're gonna do at Thanksgiving. We're gonna stuff our faces until we puke! And then, we'll eat some more! Right? Pumpkin pie? Cheesecake? Need a cup of coffee or a red bull to keep us awake in front of the TV to watch that football game. And afterwards, we'll go on a nice run and a cleanse. We'll get some much needed rest and relaxation and perhaps some lovin' from our Spouse. Wrong! Christmas is coming! Santa Claus baby! Gifts, excitement, more Holiday parties, more alcohol, more food, more dessert, more excitement, more shopping and still, keep our regular work schedule! No worries, we've done this before. We can handle a little extra weight. Besides, one of my resolutions will be to get back in shape. Yeah, right... I'll just have whatever I want to eat and drink. Don't want to be a party pooper. New Year's is coming! And what will we do on New Year's Eve? Get smashed! Alcohol! Beer, wine, yager, tequila! Bring it on! We really want to see the boss all hammered up! Holidays! Gotta love them.
Now when does the flu season come along? It's usually around the Holiday season, the end or the beginning of the year. Why do you think Big Pharma advertise their flu shots this time of year? Money! They know you're going to jack yourself up with garbage and they know you'll buy their flu shot campaign. Some bug is gonna get you, so you better get your shot. If you take a body that has the flu and a body that has been poisoned, do they not have the same or similar symptoms? Headaches, abdominal cramping, diarrhea, fever, nausea, chills, fatigue, aches, pains, gas and/or vomiting? This is just my opinion, but I certainly don't worry that some flu bug is going to come along and ruin my Holiday. Will I enjoy the Season? Absolutely. Will I get sick? Absolutely not! Why do you think our Creator gave us vitamins and green drinks? Take care folks. And if I get sick, I was wrong... That'll be $25.
The Season starts now. Stay healthy!
Marco
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