Hey, it's Marco! I take aspirin for the headaches caused by the Zyrtec I take for the hay fever I got from taking Relenza for my uneasy stomach, from the Ritalin I take for the short attention span caused by the Scopederm Ts I take for motion sickness which I got from the Lomotil for the diarrhea caused by Zenikal for the weight gain. I'm currently taking Paxil for anxiety from the Zocor I take for high cholesterol because exercise, regular Chiropractic care and a good diet are just too much trouble! What? you think I'm gonna change my lifestyle! Hell no! I want a pill! Now, I'm off to get a Flu shot! See! It's easy to stay healthy with drugs! PS...Thinking about adding a few more pharma pills because my liver is shutting down! Wonder what kind of drugs, my doctor has for that? Still can't sleep! What's that? Ambien? Guess I'll have a few of those with a couple of beers to keep me happy because of my suicidal thoughts! Wonder what the pharmacist has for constipation? Gonna have to hire a contractor to install grips on the side of my toilet! And why does my breath stink? No, I don't have memory loss! At least I can't remember if I do...Oh well, don't count the days, I may not have many left! And did I mention that I take aspirin for the headaches...
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