Yoga Brainwashing (Gods of the New Age)

Well, I'm glad this wasn't weird... What the hell is wrong with people anyway? Why can't we all just love and enjoy life? Have I done anything to make you hate me? I don't hate anyone! Ok, well, there is my Step Mom... She's just evil! Plain and simple. But I love her! When she was born, the doctor gave her a broom! Think I have the video of her birth from the 1800's. (Yes, there was video camera back then.. ahem...) There she is, all blue and wet, sticky, black hair, flyin' around the hospital! Zapping people! And she's still alive! 2012! Explain that! Seriously, if someone starts crap with you, walk away. Why argue? You have a choice you know... Although, there's nuthin' like kikkin' someone's ass! But the older I get, the more I realize that it is better to be kind than to be right! Love beats hate any day! Find it! Feel it! Pass it on! Love that is... Oh, sorry bout the rant! Give yoga a try. Stick with it and see how your life changes for the better! You'll get better, the longer you practice! I'm so good, I can kiss the back of my head... Of course, you'll need plenty of beer for this one!