Everybody Farts!

Hey, it's Marco! Everyone farts! And yes, this includes YOU! The average is 10 times a day (if you’re pooting more than 22 times a day, says noted fart researcher Dr. Michael D. Levitt, you need to start watching what you eat, how fast you eat it and how much air you’re gulping down when you eat or drink). The average man fart, Leavitt says, is made up of about 110 milliliters of gas (like half a cup); the average woman fart is a bit more dainty, (dainty LOL!) with some 80 milliliters of gas (like a third of a cup). But take that times 10 and, well, You're producing something like 38 ounces of fart gas a day. My brother, Terrence can fart the Star Spangled Banner after a couple of bean nachos and a few beers! He can also do the "fizzle," the "snart" (sneeze fart) Oh! and the Trumpet and if you pull his finger while sitting on the same bench with him, he can make your butt vibrate! He's quite the talented Lad! :D