Sunday, May 30, 2010
WHY YOU'LL ALWAYS BE FAT! BUWAHAHAHAHA!
Thursday, March 25, 2010
CAT PHILOSOPHY SCHOOL?
Hey! It's Marco! There was an old wise cat and a small kitten in an alleyway. The old alleycat saw the kitten chasing its tail and asked, “Why are you chasing your tail?”
To it the kitten replied, “I’ve been attending cat philosophy school and I have learned that the most important thing for a cat is happiness, and that happiness is my tail. Therefore, I am chasing it: and when I catch it, I shall have happiness forever.”
Laughing, the wise old alley cat replied, “My son, I wasn’t lucky enough to go to school, but as I’ve gone through life, I too have realised that the most important thing for a cat is happiness, and indeed that it is located in my tail. The differece I’ve found though is that whenever I chase after it, it keeps running away from me, but when I go about my business and live my life, it just seems to follow after me wherever I go. This my friend is living from the inside out! Lesson learned...Never let your outer world affect your inner world! And remember, don't count the days, make the days count!
Saturday, February 13, 2010
The battle inside your head!
Hey! It's Marco. "One evening a Cherokee elder told his grandson about the battle that goes on inside of people. He said, ‘My son, the battle is between the two ‘wolves’ that live inside us all. One is Unhappiness. It is fear, worry, anger, jealousy, sorrow, self-pity, resentment, and inferiority. The other is Happiness. It is joy, love, hope, serenity, kindness, generosity, truth, and compassion.’ The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather, ‘Which wolf wins?’ The old Cherokee simply replied, “The one you feed.“ I love this! Which one are you feeding??? And remember, don't count the days, make the days count!
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Start your New Year's Resolutions NOW!
Saturday, October 31, 2009
If you want to stay beautiful, read this! (2 minutes)
Hey! It's Marco! Just thought I would pass this along. Here is a list of some things you should do your best to avoid, especially this time of year!
- Sodium nitrite (causes cancer)
- MSG / monosodium glutamate / yeast extract (causes obesity and nerve damage)
- Hydrogenated oils (causes heart disease)
- High-fructose corn syrup / sugar / sucrose (causes diabetes and obesity)
- Artificial colors (causes behavioral disorders)
- Aspartame (causes brain damage, optic nerve damage)
- Homogenized milk fats (cause heart disease and cardiovascular disorders)
- Red meat (absolutely no beef, pork, or other red meat) Okay...a little steak never killed anyone, just up the fiber!
- Cows' milk, cheese and dairy products (Unless they are RAW from the dairy)
- Soft drinks, junk foods, snack foods or fast foods
- Processed foods such as cookies, crackers, frozen dinners, etc.
- Fried foods (Especially donuts and french fries)
- White flour and any foods containing white flour
- Refined carbohydrates such as breads, cereals, pastries, pizza dough, etc. (Rudy's makes a great real bread)
- Fruit juice drinks (Come on, buy a juicer and make your own, no one is that busy!)
- Brand-name laundry detergents (loaded with toxic fragrance chemicals)
- Popular deodorants (contain aluminum)
- Fluoride toothpaste (fluoride is a dangerous ingredient)
- Popular shampoos / soaps / conditioners (all contain harmful fragrance chemicals)
- Dryer sheets (contain fragrance chemicals)
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
If it was easy, then everyone would be doing it!
Sunday, September 20, 2009
DO YOU SKIP BREAKFAST?
One scoop of Macro Greens. (Ask your Health food store) Not GNC!
One package of vitamin C powder. (Emergen-C)
One capful of Bragg's Apple Cider Vinegar.
One sprinkle of Cayenne pepper.
Sweeten with one package of Zylitol of Stevia. Mix into twelve ounces of water and drink up! Alkalize and energize! You'll thank me for it!
And remember...don't count the days, make the days count!
Saturday, September 12, 2009
FIVE BAD WORDS!
Thursday, September 10, 2009
DEDICATED TO ME!
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Gimme my Flu Shot, Now! Before I die!
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Thursday, August 6, 2009
TWELVE HEALTHY THOUGHTS!
*As I see it, there is probably a God and a devil and obviously people. Giving credit to God when something good happens or blaming the devil when something bad happens in your life, shifts personal responsibility. You are accountable for you.
*Never elevate your voice at home or in public unless it is an emergency. A loud person in quiet places is rarely appreciated and shows disrespect to others. It is best to leave their company.
*Raising your voice in frustration or anger is the sign of a weak mind. To argue in an emotional state is fruitless. Walk away and return when you have calmed down and can think clearly.
*When you consume anything in excess that is harmful to the body, do not question your health when it finally collapses. Even after learning to manage your addictions the ramifications to your health may not come to light right away.
*It is good to laugh at others once you have learned to laugh at yourself. Even then you may only laugh with them, but never at anyone else. Foolish behavior is unbecoming to all.
*Life is filled with learning opportunities. If you do not learn something new on a daily basis, you are doing something wrong. Continual learning stimulates the brain which may have health benefits as we age!
*Never harbor resentment or anger towards another person for not looking at life the same way as you. Negative emotions erode your body's energy and will cause poor health by stresssing the internal systems.
*If you have an extra dollar and wish to donate to a charity, think twice. Instead, give the contribution directly to someone you know personally that is in need ot it. That is always best.
*There are no problems in life, just tasks that require solutions. The word problem suggests that something is bigger than you can handle. All can be dealt with, however some issues may require more time.
*Media, containing adult material must be kept out of the reach of children. A child's innocence is sacred. They should not be exposed to the vices of this world until they have reached proper maturity.
*Care not what others think of you. Your energy will make others notice you. Some, because you demand respect will bow, the envious and insecure will either hang their heads in shame or challenge you.
*There are no Gods, devils and demons making decisions for you. Only people influence and corrupt. Religion, mythology, dogma and belief have their foundations in both truth and the herding of cattle. Be NOT a follower, be a LEADER!
Twelve things, twelve thoughts to ponder...and remember, don't count the days, make the days count! Now go exercise!
Thursday, July 30, 2009
The Food Groups!
1. Eggs
2. Seafood
3. Dairy Products
4. Organ Meats
5. Nuts and Seeds
6. Beans and Legumes
7. Fats and Oils
8. Fibrous Garden Veggies
9. Potatoes
10. Breads, Cereals and Grains
11. Organ Meat
12. Fruits and Juices
Just a thought! And don't forget to chew your food. Your stomach doesn't have teeth! Unless of course you like really bad gas! Chew your food! And remember, don't count the days, make the days count!
Saturday, July 18, 2009
But I don't have a gym membership!
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
NOT READING THIS, COULD KILL YOU!
With shaking hands, Grommet lit his first cigarette of the day. He didn't question the message. You don't question messages like that. His only question was, "Who?"
At breakfast as he salted his fried eggs and buttered his toast, he told his wife, Gratia, "Someone is trying to kill me." "Who?" she asked with horror.
Grommet slowly stirred the cream and sugar into his coffee and shook his head, "I don't know," he said. Convinced though he was, Grommet wasn't going to the police with his story. He decided his only course was to go about his daily routine and hope to somehow outwit his would be murderer. He tried to think on the drive to the office. But the frustration of making time by beating lights and switching lanes occupied him wholly. Nor, once behind his desk, could he think a moment what with jangling phones, urgent memos and the problems and decisions piling in as they did each day.
It wasn't until his second martini at lunch that the full terror of his position struck him. It was all he could do to finish his Lasagna Milanese. "I can't panic," he said to himself, lighting his cigar. "I simply must live my life as usual."
So he worked until seven as usual. Drove home fast as usual. Studied business reports as usual. And he took his usual two Seconal capsules in order to get his usual six hours sleep. As days passed, the man fully stuck to his routine. And as the months went by, he began to take a perverse pleasure in his ability to survive.
"Whoever's trying to get me," he'd say proudly to his wife, "hasn't got me yet. I'm too smart for him."
"Oh, please be careful," she'd reply, ladling him a second helping of beef stroganoff. The pride grew as he managed to go on living for years.
But as it must to all men, death came at last to Grabwell. It came at his desk on a particularly busy day. He was 53.
His grief-stricken widow demanded a full autopsy. But it showed only emphysema, arteriosclerosis, duodenal ulcers, cirrhosis of the liver, cardiac necrosis, cerebrovascular aneurysm, pulmonary edema, obesity, circulatory insufficiency and a touch of lung cancer.
"How glad Grabwell would have been to know," said the widow smiling proudly through her tears, "that he died of natural causes." Think on that everyone! And remember, don't count the days, make the days count!
Saturday, July 11, 2009
What did I eat today?
For Breakfast: Every morning upon awakening, I have a green drink. (www.macrogreens.com) In the drink, I add a capful of Bragg's Apple Cider Vinegar, one packate of Vitamin C powder, one quarter teaspoon on cayenne pepper and sweeten with Stevia or Zylitol. I then had a bag of stir fry veggies and two eggs.
For Snack: One bowl of oatmeal, with rice milk and water, and some plums.
For Lunch: Big juicy organic grass fed burger! Yummy! With no bread. Salad and more veggies.
For Snack: Vanilla protein shake with pecans, almonds, and a tablespoon of yogurt. (For protein powder, I use Jay Robb, Don Lemmon's Complete Protein or the NOW brand. )
For Dinner: Grilled chicken breast with my special veggie tomatoe sauce. (Garlic, sundried tomatoes, mushrooms, spinach...)
For Snack: Had a little cottage cheese with avocado. I add flax seeds, some protein and fiber to this meal.
Okay...so I usually eat this way. Now that doesn't mean I don't still have the pizza, sushi, BBQ, pasta, etc. I just prefer to eat my carbs with carbs, and my protein with fats! Well, most of the time. Things just appear to digest better this way. Try it! When one starts mixing all of these items together...I really don't care to be around when all the GAS starts to show up! OH! And I chew my food! Peace and love!
Marco.
What's stopping you?
Thursday, July 9, 2009
JUST A THOUGHT...
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
ACTIVITY CURES EVERYTHING!
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Is Attitude everything?
Friday, July 3, 2009
Go All Out!
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Quick Note!
WHAT'S STOPPING YOU?
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Call your Doctor before exercising!

Hey! It's Marco! Did you ever notice in most health and fitness literature the disclaimer that reads something like: "Before starting any fitness program, consult your Physician?" It appears that we can be sued for trying to help someone get into shape. Give me a break! Are people so out of shape that it takes a Doctor to tell them to get off their ass and move? It's certainly okay for me to invite someone over to watch the game and offer them alcohol, chips and dip, donuts, pizza with greasy sausage, unhealthy pizza crust and bottom of the barrel cheese! Oh! And let's wash it down with some diet soda or a couple of beers! But let me show someone how to do a push up and have them get hurt (idiots) and it's perfectly alright for them to sue me. (Don't even try! My attorney will destroy you!) Why can't we sue someone for helping us have a heart attack? Well, let me give you two secret weapons that will help you get in shape and get healthy! And no one can sue me for having you enjoy these things...Attitude and Determination! Having a great attitude will allow you to see the good in everything and be thankful for it! Determination will get you through all the BS! (Belief Systems) Determination will get you through the hard times! You deserve to have a great life and excellent health! What are you going to do about it? Don't tell me, show me and I'll know just how serious you are! From this moment on, never say "I have got to go workout." Say this instead..."I get to go workout!" Turn your "I gots" into "I get." Feel the difference? Great! Now GO...BE...DO! You were born perfect! Stop destroying it! And remember, don't count the days, make the days count!
Peace/Love/Happy!
Marco
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Overweight and Outta Shape
Saturday, June 27, 2009
An emergency!
Can you swim at least half a mile? Can you run at top speed for at least 200 yards? Can you jump over obstacles higher than your waist? Can you pull your body upwards with your arms at least 15 times? Can you dip between parallel bars at least 25 times? Can you go without food for at least 24 hours? Can you run two miles in 20 minutes? Can you breathe deeply and remain calm while under stress? Could you hit someone hard enough with your foot, fist, elbow or knee to knock them out? Does walking to your car with groceries sometimes leave you out of breath? Doing these things easily should be a promise you make to yourself. If you find these activities difficult...when would NOW be a good time to start a fitness program? Just a thought! I'll have some basic exercise and nutrition programs posted very soon! Imagine having the body and energy YOU deserve! Remember...it's the start that stops most people! Don't count the days, make the days count!
Friday, June 26, 2009
Elephant Eating
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Five Bad Words!
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Skipping Breakfast?
One scoop of Macro Greens. (Ask your Health food store) Not GNC!
One package of vitamin C powder. (Emergen-C)
One capful of Bragg's Apple Cider Vinegar.
One sprinkle of Cayenne pepper.
Sweeten with one package of Zylitol of Stevia. Mix into twelve ounces of water. Alkalize and energize! You'll thank me for it!
And remember...don't count the days, make the days count!
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Habits and Excuses
PS. Please spread the word! Thanks for your support! I'm not selling anything by the way...
Coming soon!
Marco