Hey, it's Marco! WOW! Celery Rocks! Have you ever tried some? I mean cold, crispy, raw celery? You don't know what you're missin'! Just one bite and you'll be hooked! I tell ya! It don't get no better than this! Here are the amazing benefits of celery! WAIT! Never mind...I tried that crap once. Nope! I even put some peanut butter on it...Still Nope! I hear it's pretty good in a Bloody Mary though! Or is that celery powder? Sorry! Not goin' there! There are some things that must be left alone...Celery is one of them! Bloody Mary? Now that's a different story! Life's short! Sometimes you gotta get yer drink on! (Just not too much though, and don't even think about drivin' after hitting the sauce! Got it?)
Bloody Mary!
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