Hey, it's Marco! Pharmacies, which earn about a 30% profit on flu vaccines are working hard to scare you (Muwahahahaha!) into coming into their stores to get jabbed so that you might also spend a dollar or two on your way out!
LADY # 1 IN WALGREEN"S AD: "I was the first to get my flu shot today."
LADY # 2 IN WALGREEN"S AD: "What the? You didn't make an appointment yet!
LADY #3 IN WALGREEN'S AD: "Don't need one at Walgreens...MMMMmmmmm! Snap!"
Drugstores and Supermarket Pharmacies provide around 20% of the total flu shots in the US each year. You know, because getting a shot from the doctor can be such a hassle, not to mention a BIG FAT WASTE OF TIME, and a good syringe! (Ah testosterone!) Listen, some of these stores even have clinics and medical services! Please don't be fooled into believing this is a health care location!
Government Pushes Harder for Universal Flu Vaccines
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Pushing Flu Shots to get You to buy Stuff!
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